Weird Al Yankovic “eBay Song”

Weird Al Yankovic “eBay Song”

Since I built the motorcycle from parts mostly purchased on eBay, I thought it appropriate to put this page up.
I can definitely relate to this song.

Yeah a heh…

A used … pink bathrobe
A rare … mint snowglobe
A Smurf … TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house … is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I’ll buy (buy, buy, b.) … your knick-knack
Just check … my feedback
“A + +” they all say…
They love me on eBay!

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I’ve never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

Weird Al Music on Amazon

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever’ll please ya
As long as I’ve got the dough

I’ll buy … your tchotchkes
Sell me … your watch, please
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy it…)
I’m highest bidder…. now!

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah … (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, (used by Dr. Dre…. hey!))
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don’t know why … the kind of stuff you’d throw away)
(I’ll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y- – -y- – – – – – – y

“eBay” is a song by “Weird Al” Yankovic from his eleventh studio album “Poodle Hat” released in 2003. It is a parody of “I Want It That Way” by Backstreet Boys, which was their first hit single from the 1999 album “Millennium.”

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